and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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