my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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