Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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