problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Its about making memories worth repressing
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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