You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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