I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
So. Much. Porn.
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