Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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