if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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