I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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