Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
My dick has a subreddit
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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