what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
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