I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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