I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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