More tranny stories later!
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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