She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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