What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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