Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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