Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
You did what with his pubic hair?
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