Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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