I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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