I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
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