just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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