my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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