...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
It's not a walk of shame if you run
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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