So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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