sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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