Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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