how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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