all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Use "feeling words"
Yay
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
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