I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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