first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
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