It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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