Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
home. puking in laundry basket.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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