I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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