That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
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