Your mouth is God's brothel.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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