my phone cant type all the emotion im having
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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