I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
