Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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