well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
my poor anus
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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