i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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