it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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