'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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