her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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