Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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