I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
is it fun? or sober?
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