I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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