Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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