He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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