You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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