He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
and she was petting her beer can
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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