woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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