I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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