i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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