he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I came so hard my ears popped.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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