Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
